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  • bluealice17:
“This is golden.
”

    bluealice17:

    This is golden.

    (via tyleroakley)

    • 5 years ago
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  • thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
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“ hoodoo-hoodlum:
“ I’m so mad because this worked
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help me...

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    pundaexpress:

    curvycorinneranga:

    spitefulreality:

    hermes-whore:

    maryburgers:

    maryburgers:

    riskpig:

    luthienebonyx:

    telanu:

    britney2007spears:

    hoodoo-hoodlum:

    I’m so mad because this worked

    help me roger

    Reblogging myself because

    image

    Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

    Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

    O_O

    ………my friend has made me curious

    help me roger

    Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

    let’s do it, roger

    Roger helppppp

    I need you Roger!

    Oof yes plz

    I LOVE U ROGER

    (via vaveyard)

    • 5 years ago
    • 3146689 notes
  • theycallmethemoose:

    fuckyeahprettybooks:

    I am sorry for the non-book related post but its been 10 minutes and I am still laughing.

    This is what Bella’s reaction should have been.

    (via robertpattinsonhatingtwilight)

    • 5 years ago
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  • norvicensiandoran:

    commander-cullen:

    gracegisela:

    “Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”

    The Beatles did not have a fuck to give

    I can’t even name 5 Beatles songs and I find this hilarious.

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    • 5 years ago
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  • erinsbreakfast:

    America has a fucking gun problem and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking moron

    • 6 years ago
    • 180836 notes
  • “How do you tell people? How do you tell them that you’re exhausted even though you slept for 10 hours? How do you tell them that you need a break from talking and smiling and simply being near them? How do you tell them that although you love them, you so desperately need to be alone tonight?”
    — Midnight thoughts (I’m burnt out)

    (via terrasenian)

    • 6 years ago
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  • The most ridiculous complaints that customers have made to me

    teenytinybeepboop:

    gracelessaesthetic:

    fuck-customers:

    “One of your cashiers has a huge zit on her cheek. It was gross looking and I lost my appetite. She should have popped it before she came in this morning.”

    “The cashier over there was counting money. As a joke, my ten-year-old started shouting random numbers. The cashier made an angry face and now my son is upset. He has no right to get angry at a little kid who doesn’t know any better.”

    “Cashiers shouldn’t be drinking water bottles while on the clock. What if they put vodka in there?”

    “One of your employees has way too many tattoos and does her makeup way too dark. I don’t like her funky colored hair either. It’s trashy and unprofessional. I won’t be shopping here anymore.”

    “If the pregnant girl wanted to have relations out of wedlock, that’s up to her, but she should be wearing a fake wedding band while she’s working. I don’t want my children to think that premarital sex is okay.”

    “Some of your cigarettes are marked as ”$1 off". You shouldn’t sell them. They condone smoking.“

    “I was told I couldn’t bring my 15-year-old son into the liquor section. It wasn’t like I was buying booze for him!”

    “The cashier farted silently while she was ringing me up. It smelled horrible.”

    “You shouldn’t allow people to bring their service dogs in the store. I don’t like dogs. They make me uncomfortable.”

    “You really shouldn’t let your employees go home in the middle of a rush.”

    “I let my son eat a banana while I was shopping. I told the cashier. She said that bananas go by weight and she can’t ring them up without the actual product. She told me it was fine and just to remember for the next time, but I know she didn’t mean it so I felt obligated to run all the way back to the produce department and grab another one so that she could charge me.”

    “There are way too many foreigners working here. You should be more concerned about making sure Americans are employed.”

    “You should build a separate bathroom for employees.”

    “I pulled into a handicap spot. One of your cart pushers told me I had to move. I may not be handicapped but I have had a very long day and I don’t have the energy to walk across the entire parking lot.”

    “Not hiring my son because of his age is discrimination. I got him his working papers on his 14th birthday last week. That should be enough.”

    “Cashiers shouldn’t let customers bag their own purchases under any circumstances.”

    Wow people are awful

    the only way to read these is in a white suburban mom voice

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    • 6 years ago
    • 163883 notes
  • kittybratt:

    draggedthruthe-yard:

    WAT THE FUCK. WAT THE FUCKING FUCK I HOPE HE DIES. I DIDNT KNOW THE EXTENT OF WAT HE DID WAT THE FUCK.

    cant ever forget.

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    • 6 years ago
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